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How Politicians Unlock the Power of Abundance?

 



How Politicians Unlock the Power of Abundance?

😂 Guruji’s Divine Laughter Class: “How Politicians Unlock the Power of Abundance!”

My dear vote-bank devotees 🧘‍♂️— today Guruji shall reveal how our great Indian politicians have already achieved the art of Abundance Manifestation! 💸🪄

While you meditate with closed eyes, they manifest with open pockets! 😆

🧠 Step 1: Think Abundant – Especially During Elections!

Their secret formula: promise the moon 🌕 and deliver the streetlight! 💡

They start every campaign with,

“Why think small when we can give free Wi-Fi, free bikes, and free dreams!”

🧘‍♀️ Guruji says: They don’t do yoga… but they stretch the truth beautifully until it glows like elastic enlightenment! 😂

💼 Step 2: Visualise the Treasure Chest – in a Swiss Bank!

Ordinary people visualise peace ☮️.

Politicians visualise prosperity — in foreign currency! 🇨🇭💰

Their “Law of Attraction” is so strong that even the Income Tax Department gets attracted! 😜

🗳️ Step 3: Affirm Abundance Daily

Morning prayer? No, no, morning affirmation!

“I am rich, I am powerful, my convoy has 10 cars, and the traffic bows before me!” 🚨🚗

They chant this before breakfast — and abundance flows like holy Ganga water! 🪷

📜 Step 4: Give Away Free Things (with Other People’s Money!)

They’re experts in Karma Yoga!

Not by working, but by distributing your hard-earned tax money as free gifts! 🎁

Guruji calls this — “The Art of Divine Redistribution!” 😂

🤫 Step 5: Silence Critics with Appointments!

Opposition leader shouting too much? 🪑 Offer committee chairmanship.

Journalist asking too many questions? 💼 Offer an ad contract.

That’s called “Abundant Adjustment Yoga!” 🧘‍♂️

👕 Step 6: Act Like a Saint, Spend Like a King!

White dress outside, gold chain inside! 💎

They preach simplicity but travel in motorcades with 12 SUVs! 🚙🚙🚙

Even Buddha would’ve upgraded to that comfort level! 😂

🌈 Guruji’s Closing Blessing:

So, my dear disciples — next time you hear a politician talk about “Abundance for All”,

remember — their “ALL” starts with their own family! 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦💰

 

🧿 Guruji’s Moral:

👉 Don’t just talk abundance like a manifesto — create it honestly!

When you manifest true abundance, you don’t need a political speech! 😎✨

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Yours,

📘🖊️😄 “GuRuJi -  KaMaRaJ” 🎭👴✨ 😇📢

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