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🎆 Guruji’s Diwali
Wishes 2025 🎇
🤣 wishing you and your
family a joyous Diwali 🎇
🤣 Guruji’s Global Comedy Bulletin! 🌍🧘♂️✨—
“Diwali Dhamaka Edition” 🎆😄
🍬🚀😄
🪔 My dear disciples of drama, as
you stand gazing at rows of lights brighter than your cousin’s wedding
jewellery — remember: the real light is inside you! 💡
🔥 In Assam: Zubeen’s shrine has
become the new emotional headquarters — Guruji says: “When music dies, even
mosquitoes pause their humming in respect.” 🎶😭
👕 In Bihar: Opposition leaders
tore kurtas in grief. Guruji wonders, “Are they mourning or launching a new
torn-fashion line called ‘Ripped Republic’?” 👔😂
🌫️ Delhi Air Update: Toxicity so
high that even ghosts are wearing N95 masks. 🧟♂️💨 Guruji says,
It’s the human egos that cause most pollution!”
🤝 EU-India Trade Talks: Everyone
smiling, shaking hands, and saying “long-term confidence” — code word for
“We’ll call you after elections.” ☎️😎
💰 Corporate Quarter Results:
Profits soaring! Sales rising! But Guruji reminds: “Even your wallet needs
spirituality — otherwise, your debit card will also start chanting ‘Om Loanayam
Namah’!” 🏦💸
🌟 Twinkle, Twinkle Bright STAR:
Guruji says, “In today’s world, being Safal Swas (Successful Breath) means
inhaling peace and exhaling gossip.” 😌💨
🧡 RSS Route March: HC says “file
new plea.” Guruji adds, “Even God takes U-turns sometimes; why not route
marches?” 🚶♂️🔄
🧠 NDA Mega Campaign: Modi &
Nitish to hit the road. Guruji predicts: “More selfies, fewer manifestos, 🌸📸
🛒 Reliance Retail: Launches 600+
dark stores! Guruji says, “So that even your midnight cravings have a delivery
boy with divine timing.” 🛵🍫
🔥 GURUJI’S FINAL FLASH:
When all the diyas fade out, don’t cry
like a broken fairy light — remember, light never dies; it just goes “offline
to recharge” in the divine socket. ⚡✨
So, my dear disciples — fasten your
seatbelts, expand your heart, and diversify your laughter! 🤣💫
This Diwali, let joy be your religion,
peace your playlist, and love your loudspeaker! 🔊❤️
How to turn your married life into a daily honeymoon?
🌸 Guruji Opens the Door
to “Love Paradise — Earth Branch” 🌸
Welcome, my dear couple comrades! 🥰
Today, Guruji will reveal how to turn your marriage or relationship into a
daily honeymoon — without waiting for Goa tickets! 🏝️😂
💖 1. Wake Up With Love,
Not With WhatsApp
Guruji says, “First ‘, Good morning’ should go to your
partner, not your office group!” ☀️💌
A hug in the morning is better than 100 likes on Instagram. 🤗
🍲 2. Cook Together — And
Eat Each Other’s Cooking With a Smile 😋
Even if the dish tastes like “Mystery Masala Experiment,”
appreciate the effort!
Guruji Gyaan: “Love grows in the kitchen — not in comparison
charts.” 🍛❤️
😂 3. Laugh Like Lovers,
Not Lawyers
Don’t collect evidence from old arguments!
Guruji Says: “The couple who laughs together stays together
— the one who replays fights, pays together!” 💸🤣
💃 4. Keep Romance Alive —
Even After Wi-Fi Dies
Hold hands while walking, compliment unexpectedly, and flirt
shamelessly! 💞
Guruji Mantra: “Never stop dating your spouse, even after
you get the marriage certificate!” 💃🕺
🎁 5. Surprise Is the New
Oxygen
A small flower, a handwritten note, or a stolen kiss works
better than diamond ads. 💌🌹
Guruji Tip: “Love doesn’t die from boredom — it dies from
routine!” 💫
🧘 6. Keep Calm and Hug It
Out
Instead of shouting “You never listen!”, try “Let’s talk
after chai.” ☕
Guruji Gyaan: “A hug can solve what 100 words can’t.” 🤗✨
🌙 7. Create Couple
Rituals
Have your own secret handshake, a favourite movie night, or
silly nicknames.
Guruji says, “Private jokes are proof that love is alive and
kicking!” 😍😂
🕊️ 8. Forgive Fast,
Forget Slowly
Don’t carry yesterday’s fight into today’s breakfast.
Guruji Blessing: “Forgiveness is the perfume of love — spray
it daily!” 🌸💞
📵 9. Detox From Screens,
Reconnect With Souls
Put the phone down and look into each other’s eyes — not
your notifications! 📱🚫
Guruji Says: “True connection doesn’t need Wi-Fi — only eye
contact and patience.” 👁️❤️👁️
💐 10. Love Like There’s
No Tomorrow
Express gratitude, say “I love you” often, and live each day
as if you just met.
Guruji Blessing:
“When love is honest, laughter is frequent, and care is
mutual —
You don’t need heaven; your home becomes paradise.” 🏡✨
Choose
Happiness Today And Every Day
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