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How to Celebrate Diwali:18, October 2025 | Guruji’s Daily, Breaking, Trending, Comedy & Happiness! -News

 



How to Celebrate Diwali:18, October 2025 | Guruji’s Daily, Breaking, Trending, Comedy & Happiness! -News

🎆 Guruji’s Diwali Wishes 2025 🎇

🤣 wishing you and your family a joyous Diwali 🎇

😎💥 May this Diwali brighten your life with happiness, health, and wealth. 💡😂”

✨ “May your Diwali sparkle so much that even your neighbour’s jealous LED lights need sunglasses! 😎💥”

🤣 Guruji’s Global Comedy Bulletin! 🌍🧘‍♂️✨

(Powered by peace, wisdom, and a pinch of madness!)

🪷 Meditation Mood of the Day:

“I am a pure soul, stable in every situation... 😌📺

💛 Gold Brightest on Dhanteras Eve:

Guruji says, “Every husband buying gold today thinks it’s an investment... till wife says, ‘Show me my investment!’ 💍🤣”

Gold price may shine, but husband’s wallet definitely doesn’t! 😅

💣 India’s Defence Boom:

From importing bullets to building BrahMos missiles — India says, “We don’t buy missiles anymore, we make them ourselves!” 🇮🇳💪

Guruji adds: “Our defence is so strong now, even mosquitoes think twice before entering the house!” 🦟🚫

🚆 Global Railway Giants Eye India:

International companies are rushing to build trains here.

Guruji predicts: “Soon, our trains will be so fast, chai vendors will serve tea through drones!” ☕🚄🤣

🛣️ Road Developers Want More Freedom:

They’re asking NHAI for better BOT agreements.

Guruji’s version of BOT: Build, Operate, and Tolerate! 😅

Because in India, if you survive one traffic jam, you earn moksha immediately! 🚗🙏

📱 Cybercrime Alert:

Supreme Court wants a plan to stop the cyber mafia.

Guruji says: “First, please stop those emails saying I’ve won ₹10 crore in a lottery I never joined!” 💸😂

📈 Diwali Rally – Sensex Up 2,000 Points:

Foreign investors are buying like kids in a Diwali sweet shop! 🍬

Guruji advises: “Invest in stocks, not in stress. Remember — the only thing guaranteed to rise every year is the price of onions!” 🧅📊🤣

💰 India’s Gold Reserves Cross $100 Billion!

Guruji laughs: “We have gold in banks, gold in temples, gold in cupboards… now only waiting for gold in politicians’ hearts!” 💖🏦

🧘‍♀️ Meditation Bonus Line:

“I am a powerful soul... I radiate peace, love and happiness — unless someone cuts me in traffic!” 😇🚘💢

💋 Porn-Again Wisdom:

Guruji chuckles, “Modern wisdom comes from Google, YouTube, and sometimes... places better not mentioned!” 🙈

Life’s lesson: Don’t search for peace in incognito mode! 😂

🌎 Guruji’s Closing Blessing:

Remember, my children —

Life is a comedy of cosmic timing.

So meditate, laugh, and keep your heart richer than your bank balance! 💫❤️

How to Celebrate Diwali?

🎆 Guruji Presents: How to Celebrate Diwali Without Burning Your Wallet  😂🪔

My dear disciples of Dhoom Dhamaka! 😎

Diwali is that magical time when the whole country turns into one big LED bulb factory — and every aunty becomes a lighting consultant! Let Guruji show you how to celebrate Diwali in full comedy spirit 💥

🌟 Step 1: Clean Like You’re Hosting the Prime Minister!

Guruji says — during Diwali, people clean their house so deeply that even the ghosts pack up and leave. 👻🧹

If you don’t find at least one long-lost sock or your ex’s old photo — you didn’t clean enough! 😜

🪔 Step 2: Decorate Till Your Neighbour Feels Inferior

Put diyas everywhere — on the floor, balcony, even your dog if he stays still! 🐶✨

When your house glows so much that pilots mistake it for the airport runway — you’ve achieved Diwali Nirvana! 🛬

💣 Step 3: Crackers or No Crackers?

Guruji’s rule: “Make noise with your laughter, not your bombs!” 🤣

Save the planet 🌍, not just your eardrums!

But if you must burst something, try your tension or laziness first! 💥🧘

🍛 Step 4: Eat Like There’s No Tomorrow

Diwali calories don’t count — they’re blessed by Lakshmi Devi herself! 😋🍬

So go ahead — Gulab Jamun in one hand, Samosa in the other, and guilt nowhere to be found! 🙏

🎁 Step 5: Gift With Style

Stop giving boring boxes of dry fruits, Guruji insists! 😏

Give gifts that scream, “I thought of you for 3 seconds more than usual!”

Even better — gift laughter, compliments, or at least a good Wi-Fi password! 💝📶

💃 Step 6: Celebrate with Heart

Remember, my dear party animals — Diwali is about light, love, and laughter 💖🪔

So spread smiles brighter than your fairy lights — and if someone looks dull, just plug them into your positivity socket! ⚡😁

🌈 Guruji’s Final Blessing:

“May your Diwali be so bright that even your problems wear sunglasses!” 😎🕶️

Stay lit, stay happy, and don’t let anyone dim your diya! 🔥

Choose Happiness Today And Every Day

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