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Guruji’s Training on mindfulness using filter coffee:05, October 2025 | Guruji’s Daily, Breaking, Trending, Comedy & Happiness! -News

 



Guruji’s Training on mindfulness using filter coffee:05, October 2025 | Guruji’s Daily, Breaking, Trending, Comedy & Happiness! -News

📣 Dear friends, 🤹‍♂️ 📢) 👓


🤣 Guruji’s Comedy News Bulletin – Hot Headlines with Filter Coffee & Fire! ☕🔥

📢) 👓 Pak is courting the US for the Arabian Sea port:

Guruji says – “Arrey beta, first fix your home port before opening an international branch! 😜🚢”

📢) 👓 ✈️ Ease of immigration to make Navi Mumbai airport a ‘true hub’:

Guruji laughs – “Soon passengers will land faster than Air India’s refund process! 😆🛫”

📢) 👓 🚓 Cops deny EPS approval for roadside rallies:

Guruji: “Even cows are protesting for better traffic management! 🐄🚧”

📢) 👓 PM again hails Trump’s Gaza move:

Guruji chuckles – “Friendship so strong, even Wi-Fi signals get jealous! 📶😂”

📢) 👓 🔫 Talks with Maoists only after they give up arms, says Shah:

Guruji says – “Fair deal! You can’t shake hands while holding an AK-47! 🤲💣”

📢) 👓 💰 Drive to return ₹1.8 lakh crore unclaimed assets:

Guruji: “So if your wallet disappeared in 2003, check your mailbox! 💌💸”

📢) 👓 🚀 Bezos says it’s possible to build data centres in space:

Guruji’s logic – “Good idea! Even aliens need cloud storage for selfies! 👽☁️📸”

📢) 👓 📱 ‘Arattai’ Be India’s answer to WhatsApp:

Guruji: “Finally! A place where your auntie’s ‘Good Morning’ message arrives in Tamil! 🌸📲😂”

📢) 👓 Mistreating ally like India a strategic blunder for US:

Guruji: “Exactly! You can’t ghost your best friend who supplies brainpower & curry! 🍛🧠💪”

📢) 👓 🇮🇳 In Bihar, PM vows to end migration with ₹62K-crore plan:

Guruji: “If it works, trains from Patna to Delhi will finally breathe easy! 🚆😅”

📢) 👓 💸 FM launches ‘Your Money, Your Right’ campaign:

Guruji: “At last! A campaign where the government reminds us our money is still ours! 😂🏦”

🕊️ 📢) 👓 Sliver of hope in Gaza as Hamas agrees to Trump’s truce plan:

Guruji sighs – “Miracle alert! Even chaos took a coffee break! ☕🕊️”

 

😄☕ Guruji’s Training  on mindfulness using filter coffee:

“Mindful Filter Coffee – The Sacred Sip of South India” ☕😄

Guruji enters with a smile and the fragrance of freshly brewed filter coffee. 😌

“Friends,” he begins dramatically, “today’s meditation is not on breath… It’s on bubbles — the frothy bubbles on top of your filter coffee!” 😂

☕ Step 1: The Divine Preparation

Guruji says, “Before drinking, first salute the Brass tumbler. 🙏
This is not just a vessel, it’s a South Indian Wi-Fi router — connecting your brain to bliss within 2 sips!” 😆

Tip: Smell the aroma first.
If your nose doesn’t say “Aaah!”, then your coffee is still in spiritual kindergarten. 🤭

🧘‍♂️ Step 2: The Mindful Pour

Guruji demonstrates the legendary ‘Meter Coffee Pour’ —
Pour from one tumbler to another with full concentration,
because if your hand shakes, enlightenment will fall on the floor! ☕💦

“Focus, my children,” Guruji warns,
“This is not coffee-making… It’s liquid yoga!” 😂

😋 Step 3: The Holy Sip

Now take the first sip… slowly…
Let it touch your tongue like your first love and whisper,
“Ahh… degree coffee!” ❤️☕

Close your eyes.
Feel the warmth slide down your throat and awaken all your sleeping ambitions.
If your eyes don’t roll in happiness, sip again — you’re still in coffee kindergarten. 🤣

🧠 Step 4: The Awareness Moment

As you sip, Guruji says:
“Think of all the good things coffee has done —
It wakes your brain, saves your marriage, and gives you courage to face Monday!” 😜

But be mindful —
Don’t gulp like a thirsty buffalo. 🐃
Sip like a monk who’s late for his enlightenment session! 🧘‍♂️😂

🌞 Step 5: The Aftertaste Meditation

After the final sip, don’t rush away.
Sit quietly for 10 seconds.
Listen to the echo of caffeine inside your soul.
If you can hear your heart say, “One more tumbler?”,
Congratulations — you’ve achieved Coffee Nirvana! 😄☕✨

Guruji’s Closing Line:
“My dear friends, remember —
Life is like filter coffee:
If you drink it mindfully, every moment tastes divine.
If you rush it, even heaven tastes like hospital tea!” 🤪☕

Choose Happiness Today And Every Day

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Yours,

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