Guruji’s Daily, Comedy & Happiness! -News Tuesday! 28, October 2025

🤣 🌞Guruji’s Comedy News Bulletin – “Laughonomics with Logic!” 🌞

1️⃣ India’s growth outlook robust on domestic demand: FinMin

👉 Guruji says, “Desi demand so strong — even my neighbour’s dog wants a Made-in-India bone! 🐶”

2️⃣ ‘Principles selectively applied’: EAM jabs US

👉 “Guruji wonders — when America says ‘rules-based order,’ they mean rules by order! 📜😎”

3️⃣ Jaishankar warns that terrorism is a continuous threat

👉 “Guruji says — terrorism is like dandruff: you can hide it with style, but it still itches the world! 💣🧴”

4️⃣ Trump says he’d ‘love to’ run for third presidential term

👉 “Guruji chuckles — Trump wants a trilogy, not a democracy! 🎬”

5️⃣ Rajnath says India must be ready for a war-like situation

👉 “Guruji’s advice — always keep your helmet ready and your Wi-Fi steady! 🪖📶”

6️⃣ ‘Create New Worlds with the Power of Imagination’

👉 “Guruji imagines a world where petrol is free and politicians work overtime — what a fantasy! 💭😂”

7️⃣ Meditation and visualisation strengthen neural connections

👉 “Guruji says — my brain now has better Wi-Fi than my router! 🧘‍♂️🧠💫”

8️⃣ Affirmations build resilience and self-love

👉 “I tell my mirror daily — ‘You are wise, kind, and handsome.’ Mirror replies, ‘Stop lying, Guruji!’ 🪞😅”

9️⃣ People Want AI That Listens, Understands, Acts

👉 “Guruji says — finally, a husband replacement project is underway! 🤖❤️”

🔟 Study says females find funny males smarter and more honest

👉 “Guruji nods — at last, science supports my flirting strategy! 😂💡”

11️⃣ Don’s daughter joins RJD battle

👉 “Guruji whispers — Bollywood plot confirmed: ‘The Godmother Returns!’ 🎥🔥”

12️⃣ Chennai Metro signs ₹48 crore deal to upgrade door safety

👉 “Guruji says — finally, Chennaiites can stop treating metro doors like roller coaster rides! 🚇😅”

13️⃣ Navigating mental illness in the workplace can be tricky

👉 “Guruji says — some offices don’t need diagnosis, just a group laugh therapy! 😂💼”

14️⃣ Japan’s sushi legend Jiro Ono turns 100, still not retired

👉 “Guruji salutes — proof that fish and passion both keep you fresh! 🐟🎂”

15️⃣ Vijay meets families of Karur stampede victims

👉 “Guruji says — real heroes meet people off-screen too. Respect, Thalapathy! 🙏🎬”

🌈 Moral of the day from Guruji:

“Laugh at life before life laughs at you — because in this comedy show called Earth, tickets are one-way only! 🎭😂🌍”

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