Guruji’s Comedy Darbar on GST 2.0 – 25, September 2025 | Guruji
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🌞😂 Guruji
Comedy News Bulletin – Special Edition 🎤📜
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🚨 Guruji Comedy News Bulletin 🚨
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1️⃣ Trump’s H-1B move: 🎲 UK
& Europe shouting “Jackpot!” 🎉 While Indian techies saying “Bhaiya,
mera number kab aayega?” 😭💻
2️⃣ Zelensky: “India mostly with us” 🙏
Modi ji: “Mostly? That’s like saying wife is partially happy… dangerous
statement beta! 😅💔
3️⃣ India may buy more oil from US ⛽💰
Guruji says: “Petrol price won’t come down, but your scooter will soon qualify
for home loan EMI!” 🛵🏦
4️⃣ Special cell busts Moradabad factory
🔫⚙️ — making cartridges! Guruji: “Arre wah, DIY culture is booming…
from papad to pistols!” 😂💥
5️⃣ Ladakh violence planned 🗻🪓
Officials: “Not spontaneous.” Guruji: “Haan ji, even marriage fights are
‘planned’, only actors are surprised!” 👩❤️👨🥊
6️⃣ LG on conspiracy: Nepal &
Bangladesh comparison 🔍 Guruji: “India’s new problem—neighbourhood
gossip turning into Game of Thrones!” 🏰🐉
7️⃣ K’taka caste survey 📋 Centre
says “Census in disguise.” Guruji: “Arre, even men’s hair dye is ‘Census in
disguise’—black outside, white inside!” 😂🧴
8️⃣ Skilled workers, Germany calling 🇩🇪💼
Guruji: “If you know how to fix a washing machine or code in Python, pack bags…
bratwurst waiting!” 🌭✈️
9️⃣ Zelensky at UN: “Stop Russia or arms
race!” 💣 Guruji: “Beta, world is already racing—only difference is, no
medals, only missiles!” 🏃♂️🚀
🔟 GST 2.0 💳📲 ₹11.3 Lakh
Crore leap! Guruji: “Digital India is like my WiFi—fast only on Day 1, then
buffering begins!” 📡🐢
1️⃣1️⃣ India turns Airbus stop 🛫
Guruji: “Finally, we are not just importing planes, but also stopping
them—airport chaiwalas now saying: ‘Boarding + Bun Maska?’” ☕🥯
1️⃣2️⃣ CWC in Patna 🏛️ BJP says
“political benefits.” Guruji: “Politics without benefits? That’s like marriage
without honeymoon!” 😜💍
1️⃣3️⃣ Godman booked 🧘♂️➡️👮
“Sexually harassing students.” Guruji: “Spiritual class turned into Practical
Lab—Shameful syllabus beta!” 📚🚫
1️⃣4️⃣ Adani on innovation & nation
building 🏗️ Guruji: “Arre wah, if profit is ‘innovation’, then nation
will soon run on shares instead of petrol!” 📈😂
👉 Guruji’s Verdict:
Politics is a circus 🎪, economy is a lottery 🎟️, and
spirituality is sometimes a scam 🤦♂️. Best survival tip: Keep snacks
ready 🍿 and watch the tamasha! 😂🔥
😂📢 Guruji’s Comedy
Darbar on GST 2.0 📢😂
👑 Darbar open! All kings,
queens & common men, please take seat… but bring your UPI app also! 📲💸
💂 Minister: “Maharaj, GST 2.0 is
launched. Day 1 collection = ₹11.3
Lakh Crore!” 💰
👑 Guruji: “Arre wah! Paisa is flying faster than Jio data in a
teenager’s phone!” 📡📱
🧕 Aunty in Darbar: “Guruji, will
this reduce prices?”
👑 Guruji: “No beti… this is India, not Dubai! Here even sale season
looks like exam result—full tension, zero happiness!” 📉🤣
🧔 Common man: “Guruji, is this
e-payment safe?”
👑 Guruji: “Safe? Beta, hackers are already practicing like Olympic
athletes—gold medal in OTP stealing!” 🥇😂
🧾 Darbar Poet:
“GST 2.0 means Give Something Today,
Tomorrow also pay, arre bhai!” 🪙📜
👑 Guruji’s Royal Verdict:
“GST 2.0 is like marriage—starts with big promises, ends with hidden charges!” 💍😂
Choose happiness today and every day
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