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Guruji Daily Masala News & Life Tips – 13, September 2025 | Breaking, Trending, Comedy & Happiness!

 



Guruji Daily Masala News & Life Tips – 13, September 2025 | Breaking, Trending, Comedy & Happiness!

📣 Dear friends, 🤹‍♂️ 📢) 👓

📢😎 Guruji’s Comedy News Bulletin 🎙️ – 13th September Special Edition 🌍✨

👉 Modi in Manipur: PM Modi visiting Manipur for peace & development… Guruji says, hope he also carries a “conflict repair kit” – glue + Vicks Vaporub! 🩹😂

👉 CP Radhakrishnan VP Oath: New Vice President sworn in 🙏 … Guruji says, Is oath-taking ceremony India’s biggest HR onboarding event? 🖊️😆

👉 Nepal’s Social Media Twist: The app govt tried to ban… became tool to choose new PM! 🤳 Guruji says, Delete button created a Prime Minister – wow! 😂🇳🇵

👉 Firecracker Ban in NCR: Court says total ban is arbitrary 🎇🚫 … Guruji says, Even firecrackers are asking – “Do we also have Right to Burst?” 💥🤣

👉 Case Against Gandhis: Court admits plea for “PM, Mom abuse” 🤦 … Guruji says, Indian politics = daily soap: “Because Leader was also once a Son!” 📺😂

👉 Retail Inflation up 2.1%: Food prices soaring 🍅🥔 … Guruji says, Now onion rates need VIP security, tomato wants insurance policy! 🧅😂

👉 India–EU FTA: Piyush Goyal says “Win-win deal” 🤝 … Guruji says, Hope it’s not “You win, I lose, then we re-negotiate!” 😂🇮🇳🇪🇺

👉 2 PSBs in World Top 20 by 2047: Guruji says, Bank managers already practicing – “Sir, your loan is approved… but only after 22 years!” 🏦😂

👉 Anbumani Goes Fishing 🎣: On expulsion day, leader goes fishing… Guruji says, Thrown out of politics, now making friends with fishes! 🐟🤣

👉 Nepal’s Ex-CJI as Interim PM: Judge becomes Prime Minister ⚖️➡️🏛️ … Guruji says, Now instead of “Objection, My Lord,” it will be “Objection, Prime Minister!” 😂

👉 Camel Liquor Smuggling: Police busts booze convoy 🐪🥃 … Guruji says, Even camels are asking, “Is this desert route really safe?” 😂🍺

😄🙏 Guruji Comedy Gyaan Bulletin: How to Keep Your Mind Forever Young! 🧠✨

Your mind can stay young forever! 🚀

1️⃣ Do Mental Push-ups 🏋️‍♂️

No need to go to gym for brain! Just solve Sudoku, crosswords, or even calculate “if wife bought 5 sarees at 2000 each… how much money husband lost?” 😜 This keeps neurons dancing like Govinda! 🕺

2️⃣ Eat Brain Ka Prasad 🍇🥜

Guruji says: “Junk food kills memory faster than relatives asking for loans!” 🤯
So eat walnuts, berries, spinach, and drink water. Mind becomes fresh like monsoon pav-bhaji smell. 🌧️🍛

3️⃣ Learn Something New 📚🎶

Whether it’s learning chess openings, playing guitar, or simply learning how to survive an online meeting without sleeping 😴 … new knowledge is like anti-aging cream for brain. 🧴🧠

4️⃣ Laugh Therapy 🤣

Laughter is yoga for brain. 😂 Read Guruji’s comedy bulletins daily. Free medicine. No side effects. (Only danger: wife may ask, “Why you laughing alone? Who messaged you??” 🤨📱)

5️⃣ Be Friend with Technology 💻📱

Don’t say: “Arrey I don’t know how to use phone!” That’s like saying “I don’t know how to breathe air.” 🤦 Keep learning apps, AI, gadgets. Otherwise, your mind becomes vintage faster than Doordarshan serials! 📺

6️⃣ Meditation with Masala 🧘🌶️

Sit quietly 10 minutes, breathe in peace, breathe out stress. If mind wanders, no problem—bring it back like mother bringing child from candy shop. 🍭 Calm brain = young brain.

7️⃣ Stay Curious Like Sherlock 🔍

Ask questions daily! “Why sky is blue? Why dosa tastes better in hotel than at home? Why neighbour always peeps in balcony?” Curiosity keeps brain cells running marathon! 🏃

🔥 Guruji’s Final Gyaan:
Age is just a number written on Aadhaar card, but youth is a setting in your brain! 😎
Keep laughing, keep learning, and keep irritating people with your energy. Then your mind will stay young forever—even if hair turns whiter than Amma’s filter coffee froth! ☕

Choose happiness today and every day

🧘‍♂️ 😎 🤓 🧙‍♂️😂😜 🤪 😏 🥴 🤯 🥴 😏 🤪 😜😂 🧙‍♂️ 🤓 😎 🧘‍♂️

📢 "Stay informed, stay hilarious – Guruji guarantees no boredom!" 💥🎉

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Yours,

📘🖊️😄 “GuRuJi KaMaRaJ” 🎭👴✨ 😇📢

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