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Guruji Daily Masala News & Life Tips – 30 August 2025 | Breaking, Trending, Comedy & Happiness!

 



Guruji Daily Masala News & Life Tips – 30 August 2025 | Breaking, Trending, Comedy & Happiness!

📣 Dear friends, 🤹‍♂️ 📢) 👓

😂🎤⚡🤣📢 Guruji Comedy News Bulletin – English Edition 🌍☕

👉 India’s Q1 GDP at 7.8% 🚀
“Wah! GDP is running faster than Chennai Auto driver when meter is off. But wait... US tariffs coming like traffic police at the signal – full stop da! 🚓💸”

👉 Trump’s 50% tariff drama 🎭
“Jefferies report says Trump got angry because India said ‘No Kashmir mediation’. Guruji wisdom: ‘Never fight with your ex or your export partner – both will put 50% tax on your happiness!’ 🤣💔📦”

👉 Services sector saving GDP 💼
“India’s services are working like your wife during Diwali shopping – handling everything, paying bills, and still smiling! 💃🛍️”

👉 India-Japan Chandrayaan-5 pact 🌕🇮🇳🇯🇵
“Japan and India going to moon together. Guruji says: ‘This is the only joint venture where EMI is in zero gravity!’ 🚀😂”

👉 ‘Ungaludan Stalin’ petitions in Vaigai river 🌊📜
“Petitions floating in the river like lottery tickets. Guruji’s advice: ‘If your promises don’t float in politics, at least let the paper float in water!’ 🏞️🤣”

👉 SP & Congress demography plan (Yogi ji’s claim) 👶
“Guruji says: ‘Changing demography is like changing WiFi password – only the neighbours cry the most!’ 📶😂”

👉 Owaisi to RSS Chief on 3-children theory 👩‍👧‍👦
“Guruji says: ‘Don’t burden women with theory. Burden men with grocery bag – that’s real nation-building!’ 🛒💪🤣”

👉 Modi & Xi SCO meetings 🤝
“Two meetings planned! Guruji’s punchline: ‘When Indian aunty and Chinese aunty meet, even samosa and momos become friends!’ 🥟😆”

👉 Japan’s ₹10 trillion investment 💰
“Japan giving 10 trillion yen! Guruji says: ‘Japan gives money, India gives yoga – both feel lighter in the end!’ 🧘💸😂”

👉 Trump’s Nobel Prize dreams 🏆
“Trump wanted Nobel, India said ‘No mediation’. Guruji says: ‘When you aim for Nobel and get no-bill, it’s very painful!’ 💔🤣”

👉 Amit Shah on Assam leaders 🛑
“‘Assam cannot be led by people who visit Pakistan frequently!’ Guruji wisdom: ‘Yes, even our relatives stop talking if we visit neighbour’s house too often!’ 😂🏠”

👉 PM Modi in Japan on stability 🌏
“India and China can bring stability. Guruji says: ‘If two elephants dance in the jungle, deer will definitely run… but mango tree will also shake fruits for free!’ 🐘🥭🤣”

😂📿 Guruji’s Wisdom Thoughts on Happiness in Difficult Times 🌸

👉 “Beta, happiness is not WiFi… it doesn’t vanish when signal is weak. It’s inside you, not in mobile tower! 📶😅”

👉 “When life gives you lemons 🍋, don’t cry… make nimbu soda, add ice, and sell it to neighbors – profit plus happiness!” 🥤🤣

👉 “In tough times, smile like ATM machine – even if people keep pressing you, give something back with dignity!” 🏧😁

👉 “Storms don’t last forever 🌪️… but your neighbor’s gossip might. Still, learn to dance in rain – not in rumor!” ☔😂

👉 “Happiness is like South Indian filter coffee ☕ – strong, hot, and best enjoyed sip by sip. Even power cut can’t stop its taste!” ⚡😆

👉 “When you are sad, remember… Guruji says: ‘No exam result, no electricity bill, and no Trump tariff is permanent!’ 📜💡💸”

👉 “The secret: Stop waiting for perfect days 🌞. Learn to find jokes even in power cuts, potholes, and politics – then you are already enlightened!” 🤣✨

 

 

 

 

Choose happiness today and every day

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