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GURUJI’s COMEDY NEWS BULLETIN

 



GURUJI’s COMEDY NEWS BULLETIN

📣 Dear friends, 🤹‍♂️ 📢) 👓

I’m your Guruji – here to serve you the hottest news with a dash of humour!

👓 Read it. 😂 Laugh it. 🗣️ Share it.! 🌶️📺

"Choose happiness today and every day" 😄

🧘‍♂️ 😎 🤓 🧙‍♂️😂😜 🤪 😏 🥴 🤯 🥴 😏 🤪 😜😂 🧙‍♂️ 🤓 😎 🧘‍♂️

🗞️ Truth bombs wrapped in laughter! 🎤😂

🎤 Guruji's Masala News Bulletin 🌶️🤣 — Now with 100% LOL & 0% Logic! 🕺🗞️

🧅 Fadnavis to Uddhav: “Come join the party, bro!”
👬 Maharashtra politics turning into a K-Drama — plot twists, flashbacks, and brotherly betrayals! 🎭🧂

🇺🇸 Trump: “Soon, we’ll get VIP access to India!”
Guruji 🤔: Trumpji, this isn’t Netflix Premium... it’s a country, not a subscription plan! 📱😂🇮🇳

👑 Rahul Gandhi in Assam: “Himanta thinks he’s a king!”
Guruji’s reply: “Every Raja has a jail jatra these days! 🏰➡️🚔”
Politics today = Royal dreams + CBI nightmares! 🕵️‍♂️💤

 

🎯 Mamata Banerjee marches with BJP’s Brahmastra
Guruji: Politics is now “you shoot, I reload!”
💣💃 “Enemies gifting weapons? Welcome to Desi Game of Thrones!” 🐍🍿

🧠 TN CM Stalin: “Dravidian Model 2.0 will impress even BJP!”
Guruji: Is this a model or a software update?
⚙️ "Now with bug fixes, extra DMK, and no Sanghi crashes!" 💻🛠️

💣 CDS warns: "Old weapons can’t win new wars!"
Guruji: "Then stop using 1947 politics in 2025 please!" 😜💥
🚁 Drone se maaro, ya meme se maaro… Just move on! 📸🛸

🧘 Spiritual wisdom by Guruji:
“Cling to outcomes, and stress will cling to you.” 😤🧲
Let go, chill out, and float like a WhatsApp forward! 📲🌈💆

Stay tuned, my dear laugh-seekers! 😎
Where politics is a circus 🎪… and we are the VIP audience with popcorn 🍿😂!

– Guruji Out! 🎤💥

🤣📿 GURUJI’S WISDOM SHOTS – With Laughter, Logic & a little bit of Madness! 😎🧠✨
Welcome to the ashram of awesomeness… Where wisdom wears sunglasses & jokes do yoga! 🧘‍♂️😜

“Life is like Wi-Fi… Weak signals when you need it the most!” 📶😤
👉 So keep your inner hotspot ON always… Self-confidence is unlimited data! 📱🔥

“Success is like a delayed train – it tests your patience, but at least there's AC!” 🚂😅
👉 Until it comes, read a book… or make memes about your struggle! 📚🤣

“If Plan A fails, don’t worry… The alphabet has 25 more letters!” 🔤🚫
👉 Unless you’re in a Tamil movie – there, even Plan Z becomes a flashback! 🎬🤯

“Don’t take life too seriously… Even your shadow leaves you in the dark!” 🌑🕴️
👉 Be your own light, da! Flash with fun! 🔦😎

“People throw stones at you? Good! Build a duplex with a balcony and chill!” 🧱🏡😎
👉 Haters are just unpaid contractors of your success building! 😂🧰

🎤 Guruji’s Closing Thought:
“Laugh at your problems before they laugh at you… and charge them rent for staying in your head!” 💰🏠😂

💥 Stay tuned… stay smiling… stay semi-wise! 😁🧠✨

📢 "Stay informed, stay hilarious – Guruji guarantees no boredom!" 💥🎉

👉amazinglifeblog.com! 😂📿 ✨😎 📰🤣 🧘‍♂️

Yours,

📘🖊️😄 “GuRuJi KaMaRaJ” 🎭👴✨ 😇📢

🧘‍♂️ 😎 🤓 🧙‍♂️😂😜 🤪 😏 🥴 🤯 🥴 😏 🤪 😜😂 🧙‍♂️ 🤓 😎 🧘‍♂️

 


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