GURUJI’s COMEDY NEWS BULLETIN
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😄 Guruji
Comedy Bulletin 😄
🎤 With Breaking Laughs & Shocking Giggles!
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📢 Guruji’s Comedy Bulletin is here! Fasten your seatbelts… and hide
your gold!
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"Let Harmony Reign: Make Music, Not War"
🎸 Guruji’s advice: Swap your missiles for mridangams! One drum beat can
stop a bomb blast... sometimes! 🥁✌️
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15 UK Universities eye Indian campuses
🎓 Guruji says: Finally! Britishers coming back to India… this time with
homework, not rulebooks! 📚🇬🇧➡️🇮🇳
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Israel: “Khamenei can no longer exist”
💥 Guruji: Politics now sounds like Avengers – "Snap him out of
existence!" Thanos style! 😵🧤
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Trump jabs Macron over G7 comments
🤡 Guruji: Trump thinks G7 is a WWE ring. Macron entered with a mic,
Trump brought a folding chair! 🎙️🪑
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G7 leaders fail to agree post-Trump exit
🧠 Guruji: Without Trump, the G7 is like biryani without
masala—confused, bland, and full of rice! 🍚👨🍳
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Europe pushes for de-escalation
🍷 Guruji: They believe in wine, cheese, and peace talks... all served
at room temperature! 🧀🕊️
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Canada confirms pro-Khalistan elements on soil
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Guruji: Everything grows in Canada—maple trees, snowflakes… and controversial
slogans! 🍁🚜
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Putin offers to mediate Iran-Israel conflict
🎩 Guruji: When Putin says "peace," it comes with a silent
"or else"! ☮️🔫
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SC halts bulldozer justice: CJI in Italy
🚜 Guruji: Bulldozers on vacation, but some leaders still itching to
press “reverse” into people’s homes! 🏠🚧
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Booze-fueled fire burnt bags of cash: Report
🥃 Guruji: Proof that mixing liquor and Lakshmi never ends well... cash
went from black to burnt! 🔥💸
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K’taka drafts crowd-control bill
🥁 Guruji: Soon, even clapping too loudly might need police permission.
Bring silent disco headphones! 🎧🚨
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Tharoor admits party differences, stays mum
📚 Guruji: Vocabulary vast, but secrets sealed tighter than a Tamil
grandma's pickle jar! 🤫🥒
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RBI eases norms for infrastructure loans
🛣️ Guruji: Good news! Now building roads is easier than building
relationships! 🧱💔
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🪙 More curbs on gold imports
💍 Guruji: Amma's gold dreams hit by Budget reality! Time to switch to
“gold-plated” emotions! 🥲✨
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Sun TV feud: Dayanidhi sends legal notice to Kalanithi
📺 Guruji: When brothers fight, TRP goes high, remote gets confused, and
family drama becomes “prime time”! 📡👊
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Guruji’s
Final Trump Tip:
"Even if you’re loud like
Trump, don’t forget to laugh at yourself – it’s cheaper than therapy!"
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Guruji’s
Thought of the Day:
"In a world full of problems,
be the pun!" 😄📜
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Until tomorrow… stay wise, stay funny, stay FASTagged! 🤪📡✨
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"Stay informed, stay hilarious – Guruji guarantees no boredom!"
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Yours,
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“GuRuJi
KaMaRaJ”
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🙏 Yours gigglingly,
GURUJI 😄🕶️
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