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GURUJI’s COMEDY NEWS BULLETIN

 

😎 🧙‍♂️😂 GURUJI’s COMEDY NEWS BULLETIN & India’s Super News Show!” 😎 Funny Headlines ! 🎭 English Masala Edition 🌶️

📣 Dear friends, 🤹‍♂️ 📢) 👓

I’m your Guruji – here to serve you the hottest news with a dash of humour! 😄

👓 Read it. 😂 Laugh it. 🗣️ Share it.! 🌶️📺

"Choose happiness today and every day"

🧘‍♂️ 😎 🤓 🧙‍♂️😂😜 🤪 😏 🥴 🤯 🥴 😏 🤪 😜😂 🧙‍♂️ 🤓 😎 🧘‍♂️

News 👓 🎭 📢)

🇮🇱 Israel warns ‘Tehran will burn’ after deadly missile barrage by Iran
🧙‍♂️ Guruji 😎 🤣 📢) : “Arre baba... looks like both forgot it’s not Diwali yet! 🎆🔥 Tehran and Tel Aviv playing PUBG live version!” 🎮💣

 

News 👓 🎭 📢)

⚡ Arjun, Pranav & "New Pang Bo" Power MGD1 To World Rapid Teams Title
🎉 Guruji 😎 🤣 📢) “India’s new Avengers assemble! Arjun with arrows of logic, Pranav with pawns of power, Pang Bo with moves like Jagger!” ♟️🏆🕺

 

News 👓 🎭 📢)

🛫 India crash a wake-up call for aviation industry
😳 Guruji 😎 🤣 📢) “Even alarm clocks have more safety than our flights! Aviation sector needs a parachute of reforms!” ⏰✈️🪂

 

News 👓 🎭 📢)

💨 India’s aviation boom is flying on fumes
🧙‍♂️ Guruji 😎 🤣 📢: When planes run on ‘josh’ and not ‘fuel’, turbulence is not just in the sky – it’s in the economy too!” ⛽🔥😅

 

News 👓 🎭 📢)

🇮🇷 Iran vows to continue strikes against Israel, US bases, military officials say
😠Guruji 😎 🤣 📢)  “Middle East is now Middle Mess! Guruji suggests both try yoga... not Yodha!” 🧘‍♂️💣💥

 

News 👓 🎭 📢)

😢 'Tragedy calls for introspection': Naidu vows reforms after Air India crash
🧙‍♂️ Guruji 😎 🤣 📢)  “First fly with pride, then crash with pain, now promises again... Airlines turning into drama lines!” 🎭🛩️💔

 

News 👓 🎭 📢)

👑 Maharaja’s mourning: A blood-stained chapter opens for leviathan Air India mid-makeover
😔 Guruji 😎 🤣 📢) : Makeover toh thik hai, but not with blood-red lipstick in cockpit!” 💄🩸✈️

 

News 👓 🎭 📢)

🇮🇳 India refuses to join SCO statement censuring Israel
🧙‍♂️ Guruji 😎 🤣 📢)   “India doing diplomacy like a desi wedding... 'We’re not picking sides, just here for the samosas!'” 🥟🤝🕊️

 

News 👓 🎭 📢)

🐉 Amid bid to rebuild China ties, Rajnath to attend SCO meet
🏗️ Guruji 😎 🤣 📢)   “Rajnathji carrying Fevicol to patch up with the Dragon... hope it sticks this time!” 🐲🧃🔧

 

News 👓 🎭 📢)

🏡 Labourer’s mud house turns village’s hub of joy after NEET feat
🎓 Guruji 😎 🤣 📢)  “From mitti to merit! Guruji says: Real cement is hard work, not Ambani tiles!” 🧱🥳📚

 

News 👓 🎭 📢)

🧓 Trump’s unpredictable second inning has made Delhi reset its expectations
🧙‍♂️ Guruji 😎 🤣 📢)  “With Trump, even Google Maps gets confused! Delhi installing GPS just to keep up with his mood swings!” 🧭🤹🇺🇸

 

News 👓 🎭 📢)

💔 Heart break and failures are part of life. Your decisions define your life, not fate.
🧘‍♂️ Guruji 😎 🤣 📢)  : “Failures are like lizards – scary, but harmless if you don’t panic! 🦎💪 Decide well, and fate will follow you like a Wi-Fi signal!” 📶😇

🧘‍♂️ 😎 🤓 🧙‍♂️😂😜 🤪 😏 🥴 🤯 🥴 😏 🤪 😜😂 🧙‍♂️ 🤓 😎 🧘‍♂️

 

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~ Yours,
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