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GURUJI’s COMEDY NEWS BULLETIN

 

                Choose happiness today and every day



GURUJI’s COMEDY NEWS BULLETIN

 

😎 🧙‍♂️😂 GURUJI’s COMEDY NEWS BULLETIN & India’s Super News Show!” 😎 Funny Headlines ! 🎭 English Masala Edition 🌶️

 

📣 Dear friends, 🤹‍♂️ 📢) 👓

I’m your Guruji – here to serve you the hottest news with a dash of humour! 😄

👓 Read it. 😂 Laugh it. 🗣️ Share it. 🌶️📺



"Choose happiness today and every day"

 

🧘‍♂️ 😎 🤓 🧙‍♂️😂😜 🤪 😏 🥴 🤯 🥴 😏 🤪 😜😂 🧙‍♂️ 🤓 😎 🧘‍♂️

 

🌟🎭 GURUJI PRESENTS: Today's Comedy News Punchlines 🎭🌟
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News 📢) 👓 🎭

🛕 Farooq Abdullah visits Vaishno Devi; hails Vande Bharat as ‘biggest gift’
Guruji😎 sez: “He went for blessings and came back on fast track! Maa’s blessings + Vande Bharat = divine speed 🚄🙏😇”

News 📢) 👓 🎭

🪧 CPM wants more seats from DMK in TN polls
Guruji’s😎 logic: “They want seats… not votes yet! Politics these days is like wedding chairs—grab fast before music stops 🎶🪑🕺”

News 📢) 👓 🎭

🤝 Trump pushing allies away, they hug each other instead
Guruji's😎 punchline: “Trump the great matchmaker! Uniting the world… just not with him 😅🌍❤️”

News 📢) 👓 🎭

📜 ‘Relationship is excellent’: Trump on China trade deal
Guruji 😎sez: “Acha lagta hai jab exes talk nicely about each other... till the next tweet! 🤐📉🐼🇺🇸”

News 📢) 👓 🎭

📊 Final Census 2027 data may arrive by 2027-end via digital mode
Guruji 😎predicts: “Wow! For the first time, census might beat Indian wedding photographers in delivery speed! 📸⌛🖥️”

News 📢) 👓 🎭

🧹 SEBI cracks down on fraud brokers
Guruji 😎warns: “Brokers, better start selling pakoras 🍵 instead of promises! SEBI’s watching with a magnifying glass 🔍💼💣”

News 📢) 👓 🎭

💼 Trump: Deal done with China; Beijing says ‘not so fast’
Guruji 😎laughs: “One’s saying shaadi done, other still shopping for rings! 💍🛍️🤷‍♂️”

News 📢) 👓 🎭

🇮🇳 Does India trust Trump? EAM says focus is national interest
Guruji😎 replies: “India swipes left on personalities, right on policy 📱🇮🇳💡 — #SmartDatingDiplomacy”

News 📢) 👓 🎭

💬 Musk regrets posts about Trump ‘went too far’
Guruji 😎gyaan: “When even Elon wants an undo tweet button, you know it got electrifying ⚡🤖🧠🧼”

News 📢) 👓 🎭

📺 Newsom: ‘Trump is destroying American democracy’
Guruji😎 observes: “Democracy be like: ‘Bro, I need therapy after this breakup!’ 💔🛋️📉”

News 📢) 👓 🎭

✈️ Pak’s defence budget inflates over Chinese jet rush
Guruji roasts: “40 jets, zero chill. Pak’s new motto: Fly high, cry higher 💸🛫🧮”

News 📢) 👓 🎭

🌡️ Himalayas heating up, facing floods & rising temps
Guruji 😎warns: “Even snow gods are sweating now! Global warming’s new victim: the cool Himalayas 🏔️🔥💦”

News 📢) 👓 🎭

🏦 RBI opens ‘happy hour’ window for borrowers
Guruji😎 jokes: “Loan + Lassi picnic combo? What next, EMI with biryani? 😋🧺💳”

News 📢) 👓 🎭

🛣️ Roads that changed India’s direction
Guruji😎 reflects: “From potholes to power highways—India’s makeover is full paisa vasool! 🚧➡️🚀”

News 📢) 👓 🎭

🌏 India & China’s rise reshapes global power: Jaishankar
Guruji😎 winks: “When two neighbours become bodybuilders, the gym (world) gets nervous 🏋️‍♂️🌐💪”

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📢 Guruji’s Gyaan of the Day: 😄✨

“Politics, planets, and popcorn — all go round and round. Enjoy the show, but wear your seatbelt of common sense!” 🍿🌀🧠

📢 "Stay informed, stay hilarious – Guruji guarantees no boredom!" 💥🎉

~ Yours,
Guruji 🧙‍♂️😇📢

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