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🧙‍♂️😂 GURUJI’s COMEDY NEWS BULLETIN & India’s Super News Show!” 😎 Funny Headlines ! 🎭 English Masala Edition 🌶️

 

📣 Dear friends, 🤹‍♂️ 📢)

I’m your Guruji – here to serve you the hottest news with a dash of humour! 😄

👓 Read it. 😂 Laugh it. 🗣️ Share it.
Because the world may burn 🔥… but news will always bring the masala! 🌶️📺

"Choose happiness today and every day"

 

From politics to paisa, India to the world – everything delivered with a smile and a spicy twist! 🌶️📰

Because news should not only inform your mind, but also tickle your funny bone! 🧠😂

So get ready – let’s dive into today’s headlines, the Guruji way!” 🎭📢

 

🧨 Terrorists challenged Indian women’s dignity, but saw greatest defeat: PM Modi
🧙‍♂️😂 Guruji's Gyaan: They picked a fight with the daughters of India – and got a crash course in regret! Valor is wearing bangles and breaking barriers! 💪💄💣

 

💰 Profits earned through ethical means create wealth for nation: FM
🧙‍♂️😂 Punchline: Honest income = happy economy. Dirty money makes your wallet fat but the country sick. Go clean, grow green! 🌿💵🇮🇳

 

🤝 Colombia withdraws condolence to Pakistan after Operation Sindoor
🧙‍♂️😂 Guruji says: Colombia said, “Oops, our bad!” That’s called foreign policy with a U-turn! 🔁🌍✋

 

💧 India: Terrorism from Pakistan is breach of Indus Waters Treaty
🧙‍♂️😂 Punchline: Stop sending terrorists—or we’ll stop sending water. No more rivers, only rivers of sweat! 🌊❌💦

 

🔴 'Sindoor' is now symbol of valour: PM Modi
🧙‍♂️😂 Guruji's Tip: That red line on the forehead? Not just love—it’s battle mode activated! ❤️🪖💥

 

🎯 India can strike anywhere in Pakistan, says Govt.
🧙‍♂️😂 Guruji warns: India's GPS doesn’t need permission. Next stop: Enemy Error 404 – Location Not Found! 🛰️💣

 

♟️ Magnus Carlsen: India dominating chess
🧙‍♂️😂 Punchline: Carlsen is sweating more than a dosa on a hot pan! Time to rename chess as "Indian Brain Olympics." 🧠🔥🏆

 

💬 Modi: "If you fire a bullet, expect shells in response"
🧙‍♂️😂 Guruji's Boom: India doesn’t send warnings—we send final drafts with fireworks! 🎇🔫💥

 

🥗 Indian office cafeterias go healthy
🧙‍♂️😂 Guruji reacts: From butter chicken to boiled broccoli—employees now chewing sadness with every bite! 😭🥦🏥

 

👑 Thailand’s Opal wins Miss World 2025 in Hyderabad
🧙‍♂️😂 Punchline: Beauty, brains, and biryani – Hyderabad wins no matter what! 🍛👑❤️

 

🎓 Global universities welcome students as US tightens visas
🧙‍♂️😂 Guruji says: When America shuts the door, the world opens windows with scholarships! 🚪🌍🎓

 

📉 India: Asia’s top investment destination, but hurdles remain
🧙‍♂️😂 Guruji's Call: Investors say “Take my money!” Young people say “Where’s my job, boss?” 💼📊💸

 

🌍 Russia to deliver 2 more S-400s in 2026
🧙‍♂️😂 Punchline: Santa might skip your home, but Putin is coming… with gift-wrapped missiles! 🎅🚀🎁

 

🧙‍♂️😂 💡 Be Audacious, Rock the World!
Guruji’s Life Hack: Take risks, make noise, and if the world says no—shout louder! 📣🌍🔥

 

👨‍⚖️ DNA test nails man who raped niece
🧙‍♂️😂 Guruji says: Science caught the devil. DNA doesn’t lie, and neither does justice! 🧬🚔⚖️

 

🌐 Colombia backtracks after Tharoor’s diplomacy
🧙‍♂️😂 Guruji claps: When Tharoor speaks, even foreign policy gets a vocabulary upgrade! 📚🎩✍️

 

👴 Khurshid sparks new Congress troubles post Article 370
🧙‍♂️😂 Guruji reacts: Congress was already sneezing, and now got a political cold! 🤧📉🗳️

 

🎭 India eyes US support to greylist Pakistan at FATF
🧙‍♂️😂 Punchline: It’s a dance of sanctions, and Pakistan’s two left feet just can’t keep up! 💃🕵️‍♂️💸

 

🗣️ Free speech needs legal encouragement
🧙‍♂️😂 Guruji’s Rule: Speak your truth—but first read the fine print! 🗣️📜⚖️

 

🕊️ Hamas responds positively to Gaza ceasefire proposal
🧙‍♂️😂 Guruji sighs: Rockets paused, peace proposal trending—Twitter can finally take a break! ✌️🕊️📶

 

🦠 India’s active COVID cases cross 3,000
🧙‍♂️😂 Guruji's Reminder: COVID’s like your nosy neighbor—just when you think it's gone, it's back with gossip (and fever)! 😷📉📋

 

🥃 Indian single malt whisky beats Scotch
🧙‍♂️😂 Guruji's Toast: Our whisky now has more fans than cricket captains. Cheers to desi delight! 🥂🇮🇳🎉

 

🥺 Fake gold scams rising
🧙‍♂️😂 Guruji says: If that gold chain costs less than your mobile cover—it’s probably a trap, not treasure! 📱💍🚫

 

📈 Gold prices skyrocket – FOMO hits India!
🧙‍♂️😂 Punchline: Gold is the new celebrity—expensive, shiny, and always out of reach! 🪙📈🤯

 

🙏 That’s all from Guruji’s LOL Sabha today!
📅 Be bold. Be wise. And always double-check your jewellery! 😄
🕕 See you tomorrow sharp at 6:00 AM! 📢🧘‍♂️✨

 

📢 Final Words by Guriji:
“India is moving fast 🚀, enemies are burning with jealousy 🔥!”
Laugh, learn, and support your country! 🇮🇳❤️

🙏 Jai Hind! Jai Bharat! 🎉

 

🎤 Guruji signs off:
"Today’s news – with jokes, truth, and full spice! 🌶️ Laugh, learn, and stay sharp. See you tomorrow!"

If you want this every day or every week, just say:
👉 “Guruji, give me more!” 😄📢

📢 "Stay informed, stay hilarious – Guruji guarantees no boredom!" 💥🎉

~ Yours,
Guruji 🧙‍♂️😇📢

 

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