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Amazing Life Daily: GURUJI’s COMEDY NEWS BULLETIN, Fun & Colourful Mind-Blowing Activities!

 

                 Choose happiness today and every day



Amazing Life Daily: GURUJI’s COMEDY NEWS BULLETIN, Fun & Colourful Mind-Blowing Activities!

🧙‍♂️😂 GURUJI’s COMEDY NEWS BULLETIN & India’s Super News Show!” 😎 Funny Headlines ! 🎭 English Masala Edition 🌶️

 

📣 Dear friends, 🤹‍♂️ 📢)

I’m your Guruji – here to serve you the hottest news with a dash of humour! 😄

👓 Read it. 😂 Laugh it. 🗣️ Share it.
Because the world may burn 🔥… but news will always bring the masala! 🌶️📺

"Choose happiness today and every day"

 

From politics to paisa, India to the world – everything delivered with a smile and a spicy twist! 🌶️📰

Because news should not only inform your mind, but also tickle your funny bone! 🧠😂

So get ready – let’s dive into today’s headlines, the Guruji way!” 🎭📢

 

 

Here is your "Guruji Comedy Bulletin" 🧙‍♂️  packed with spicy headlines, juicy punchlines, and a bucket of belly laughs! 😄🎉

 

🧹 Terror Like Serpent? PM Modi says he'll drag it out of the hole!
👉 "Guruji says: Naagin dance cancelled! Modi ji bringing a flute and a bulldozer! 🐍🚜"

 

🧠 Salman Khurshid praises Article 370 move, BJP says: Will Congress roast him now like Tharoor?
👉 "Guruji warns: Congress party turning into a pressure cooker! One praise, and it goes whistle! 😅🍲"

 

🚀 BrahMos missile gets best export sales pitch ever!
👉 "Guruji says: Forget Shark Tank! India’s got Missile Market! Buyers, press the red button to order! 💥📦"

 

📈 India’s growth intact despite global gloom, says CEA
👉 "Guruji whispers: India is like samosa in the rain—crispy even when everything’s soggy! 😋☔"

 

📚 Goa achieves 100% literacy! Cheers from Chief Minister Sawant
👉 "Guruji jokes: Goa's now fully literate! Beach, beer, and bookworms! 🏖️🍺📖"

 

📉 India’s GDP slows to 6.5% in FY25 (but still growing!)
👉 "Guruji says: GDP took a chai break! Still faster than your internet during IPL! 📊☕"

 

🥇 India fastest growing economy 4 years straight, says FM Sitharaman
👉 "Guruji claps: India’s economic engine has no reverse gear! Just ‘vroom vroom’ and Namaste! 🏎️📈"

 

✈️ IndiGo given 3 months to ditch Turkish code-share deal
👉 "Guruji reports: IndiGo’s in a break-up season! No more Turkish delight—time for solo flying! 🛫💔"

 

🔥 Operation Sindoor: Pak begged for ceasefire, says PM
👉 "Guruji chuckles: When PM turned into DJ and played ‘Sindoor ki Baaraat’ on LoC! 💣🎧"

 

🚨 CBI arrests ED officer in ₹5 crore bribery case
👉 "Guruji gasps: When cash flows from law to flaw, even CBI gets shocked! 💸👮‍♂️"

 

🧨 BSF destroys 118 Pak posts, says Amit Shah
👉 "Guruji exclaims: BSF playing Jenga with bunkers! One block at a time—BOOM! 💥🏗️"

 

👨‍🚀 Musk says: I’ll remain friend and adviser to Prez
👉 "Guruji jokes: Elon Musk—half rocket, half WhatsApp friend! 🚀👋"

 

💭 Guruji’s Life Gyaan of the Day:
👉 “Think BIG. Dream WILD. And if they laugh… laugh louder! The world’s a stage, and you’re the ROCKSTAR! 🌍🎸”

 

🧠 Deep Thought Corner:
👉 “When things are uncertain, the brain clings to ideas like a lizard on a ceiling! 🦎🤯”

 

💼 AI Blues: Middle managers facing job crisis
👉 "Guruji sighs: Even robots now asking—'Manager ka kaam kya hota hai?' 🤖📉"

 

🏭 Fastest growth in manufacturing, corporates beat households!
👉 "Guruji says: Now even factories have six-pack abs, households still working on one paratha at a time! 🏋️‍♂️🥘"

 

🌈 Guruji’s Happy High Wisdom:
💖 “Do what you LOVE. Even if there’s traffic, potholes, and a power cut—drive your passion like a boss! 🚗💡”

👫 Relationship Tip: 💫!

👉 "Rely on people, not bank balances! You can't hug your ATM during tough times, but friends will hold you tight! 🏦❌🤗✅"

🧙‍♂️ Stay tuned, stay smiling, and remember: When the world zigs, you zag with a punchline! 😄🎤

📢 "Stay informed, stay hilarious – Guruji guarantees no boredom!" 💥🎉

~ Yours,
Guruji 🧙‍♂️😇📢

📢 Final Words by Guriji:
“India is moving fast 🚀, enemies are burning with jealousy 🔥!”
Laugh, learn, and support your country! 🇮🇳❤️

 

🙏 Jai Hind! Jai Bharat! 🎉

 

🎤 Guruji signs off:
"Today’s news – with jokes, truth, and full spice! 🌶️ Laugh, learn, and stay sharp. See you tomorrow!"

 

If you want this every day or every week, just say:
👉 “Guruji, give me more!” 😄📢

 

Stay connected with amazinglifeblog.com—where news meets positivity! 🚀✨

Even if things don’t unfold the way you expected, don’t be disheartened or give up. One who continues to advance will win in the end.

🚀  ! 🌟

Thanks for reading,

KaMaRaJ 🌈🤗❤️

vasantham.kamaraj@gmail.com

Please visit my website: amazinglifeblog.com

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