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! 🎭 English Masala Edition 🌶️
📣 Dear friends, 🤹♂️ 📢)
I’m your
Guruji – here to serve you the hottest news with a dash of humour! 😄
👓 Read it. 😂 Laugh it. 🗣️ Share it.
Because the world may burn 🔥… but news will always bring the masala! 🌶️📺
"Choose happiness
today and every day"
From
politics to paisa, India to the world – everything delivered with a smile and a
spicy twist! 🌶️📰
Because
news should not only inform your mind, but also tickle your funny bone! 🧠😂
So get
ready – let’s dive into today’s headlines, the Guruji way!” 🎭📢
🗳️ Modi starts election campaign in Bengal, calls
Mamata’s govt ‘cruel’
👉
"Modi blew the conch, Mamata’s team blew a fuse!"
🧙♂️😂 "Cruel government? Even hostel wardens are
feeling attacked!"
📡 BharatNet’s future uncertain as
Starlink & Kuiper eye rural India
👉 "Desi broadband is
buffering… meanwhile Elon Musk is sending WiFi from space!"
🧙♂️🤣 "Soon villagers will get Netflix before
electricity!"
🕊️ Netanyahu accepts US proposal for Gaza truce
👉
"Even war needs a coffee break!"
🧙♂️😅 "Peace talks: the only time politicians
pretend to whisper!"
🇮🇳🚫🇺🇸 India rejects US claim about
offering trade deal to stop Indo-Pak conflict
👉
"India to US: We’ll handle drama, you handle your elections!"
🧙♂️😂 "Trade deal? Bro, we don’t take bribes in
international relations!"
📱 Survey says 85.5% Indian homes have smartphones;
99.5% youth use UPI
👉
"UPI is now more popular than paneer in a wedding buffet!"
🧙♂️🤣 "Even street food vendors say: 'PayTM karo ya
jao!'"
💾 India set to become the world’s data capital, says
Minister Scindia
👉
"We export data like we export spicy snacks – worldwide and
unforgettable!"
🧙♂️😎 "Soon India’s top product won’t be chai, it’ll
be bytes!"
🚂 Lalu Prasad wants court to cancel CBI case in
land-for-jobs scam
👉
"When life gives you FIRs, try filing a vacation plea!"
🧙♂️🤣 "His next campaign: ‘Vote for me, I’ll stay
out of jail!’"
🏗️ Naidu’s big plans: from defence corridor to quantum
tech hub in Andhra
👉
"From missiles to molecules, Andhra is levelling up!"
🧙♂️😅 "Soon Andhra will need its own Silicon Valley
passport!"
🇺🇸📜 Trump says he’s on a mission
from God after court blocks tariff plan
👉
"God must be wondering, ‘Bro, I don’t do trade policy!’"
🧙♂️🤣 "Heaven just updated its policy: No returns on
Trump!"
🚛 India’s truck fleet hits 10-year high
👉
"More trucks than parking spots. Get ready for ‘Horn OK Please’
symphonies!"
🧙♂️😂 "India: where trucks multiply faster than
WhatsApp groups!"
⚔️
Tech used in Operation Sindoor praised globally
👉
"Our tech wins wars while others still reboot routers!"
🧙♂️😎 "India: Fighting with brains, not brawn!"
🏛️ Congress vs Tharoor – family drama intensifies
👉
"Congress says Tharoor is family, but he says ‘I’m adopted at
best!’"
🧙♂️🤣 "This party has more twists than a daily
soap!"
🛩️ Air Chief Marshal flags delay in projects, praises
Operation Sindoor
👉
"Projects are late, but victory showed up on time!"
🧙♂️😂 "This is the only place where deadlines get
VIP passes!"
👨👦 PMK drama: Ramadoss Senior
scolds his son
👉
"Political party or family WhatsApp group? Can’t tell anymore!"
🧙♂️🤣 "Even Indian TV serials said, ‘Too much family
drama!’"
💻 Tech can boost productivity, say experts
👉
"Only if employees stop using Excel to make wedding lists!"
🧙♂️😆 "Tech helps… unless the printer decides to
strike again!"
🇮🇳🤝🌍 India, US moving fast on trade
deal; EU also keen
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"India's dating both US and EU – love triangle, but with tariffs!"
🧙♂️🤣 "Swipe right for trade, swipe left for
drama!"
✈️
India looks beyond US to build fighter jet engines
👉
"India: 'I don’t need just one bae for engines – I need options!'"
🧙♂️😂 "When you can’t find love in the US, go
global!"
🌾 PM Modi slams RJD for land grabs, calls Bihar’s
rule 'Jungle Raj'
👉
"Land mafia in Bihar be like: ‘Whose land is it anyway?’"
🧙♂️🤣 "Jungle Raj? Even Tarzan would resign!"
🔫 India to fight terror with tactics Pakistan 'can’t
imagine': Rajnath
👉
"Our strategy: Think like Bond, act like Singham!"
🧙♂️😎 "Pakistan won’t see it coming… just like their
power bill!"
🔇 China silent on arms to Pakistan, while India
flexes firepower
👉
"China's silence louder than a phone on vibrate!"
🧙♂️😂 "India: 'We roar, while they whisper into GPS
devices!'"
🏭 Can India be the service factory of the world?
Expert says yes
👉
"We already serve code, chai, and customer care!"
🧙♂️🤣 "Now taking orders: Talent with extra tandoori
twist!"
📢 "Stay informed, stay hilarious – Guruji
guarantees no boredom!" 💥🎉
~ Yours,
Guruji 🧙♂️😇📢
📢 Final Words by Guriji:
“India is moving fast 🚀, enemies are burning with jealousy 🔥!”
Laugh, learn, and support your country! 🇮🇳❤️
🙏 Jai Hind! Jai Bharat! 🎉
🎤 Guruji signs off:
"Today’s news – with jokes, truth, and full spice! 🌶️ Laugh, learn, and stay sharp. See
you tomorrow!"
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want this every day or every week, just say:
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