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🧙‍♂️😂 GURUJI’s COMEDY NEWS BULLETIN & India’s Super News Show!” 😎 Funny Headlines ! 🎭 English Masala Edition 🌶️

 

📣 Dear friends,

I’m your Guruji – here to serve you the hottest news with a dash of humour! 😄

👓 Read it. 😂 Laugh it. 🗣️ Share it.
Because the world may burn 🔥… but news will always bring the masala! 🌶️📺

"Choose happiness today and every day"

 

From politics to paisa, India to the world – everything delivered with a smile and a spicy twist! 🌶️📰

Because news should not only inform your mind, but also tickle your funny bone! 🧠😂

So get ready – let’s dive into today’s headlines, the Guruji way!” 🎭📢

 

(Imagine Guruji in full swag – sunglasses on, mic in hand, ready to drop wisdom and wit! 😎🎤)

 

🏥 Crime village in Madhya Pradesh is now producing doctors!
🧠 Guruji says: “From handcuffs to stethoscopes! Earlier they broke bones… now they fix them! 🩺😂”

 

✈️ India’s 5th Gen Fighter Jets Ready for Takeoff!
💥 Guruji: “These jets are faster than your girlfriend's mood swings! Dushman will say – Please don’t fly near me! 🚀😜”

 

🌴 Philippines allows visa-free entry for Indians for 14 days!
🎉 Guruji: “Just pack your bags, your sunscreen, and your swag! No visa = more selfie time at the beach! 📸😎🇵🇭”

 

🌍 India to the World: Power is Shifting – and We’re Driving!
⚡ Guruji: “Global remote is in Indian hands now! Soon GPS will say – In 200 meters, touch India's feet! 😂🌐”

 

💸 Adani makes $1.72 billion in ONE day – beats Pak-Turkey trade!
🤑 Guruji: “Adani sneezed… and became richer than two countries! They’re trading goods… he’s trading zeros! 💰🤯”

 

🗣️ Congress slams Shashi Tharoor’s Panama speech on Pakistan!
📚 Guruji: “Tharoor spoke Shakespeare… Congress heard Shaktimaan! Too much English, not enough logic! 😵😂”

 

💻 Bengaluru among Top 12 Global Tech Hubs!
👨‍💻 Guruji: “One million techies! Even chaiwala knows Python here! Bangalore runs on code and coffee! ☕💡💻”

 

🇮🇳 India offers tariff cuts to US – but protects grain & dairy!
🥛 Guruji: “You can take our tech, but don’t touch our curd rice and lassi! Swadeshi cows are VIPs here! 🐄🧀🇮🇳”

 

🚨 Chellaney says US isn’t reliable – Op Sindoor shows India’s power!
🎯 Guruji: “Operation Sindoor – not for marriage, but for message! Don’t mess with India, bro! 🔥🇮🇳”

 

✈️ Tata giving wings to Make-in-India aviation dream!
🛫 Guruji: “Now Tata makes planes too! Just hoping they don’t say – ‘Flight delayed due to traffic jam in hangar!’ 😂🇮🇳”

 

📉 India’s growth may slow – balance needed!
📊 Guruji: “Growth is still running, just not in sneakers – more like chappals now. Time for some economic yoga! 🧘‍♂️💸”

 

🚆 Rail & Road Projects Approved – 784 Villages Benefit!
🛤️ Guruji: “Trains, roads, and maybe soon… WiFi in the farms! From bullock carts to bullet trains! 🚜🚄💥”

 

🇺🇸 Trump-Musk bromance hits new low – clash over bills!
🍿 Guruji: “Trump said: ‘Big and beautiful bill!’ Musk said: ‘Where’s the battery?’ Their bromance turned into bro-lem! 😂💥”

 

👨‍🌾 Cheaper Kisan Credit Loans to Continue!
🌾 Guruji: “Good news, farmers! Less EMI = more happiness! Even the tractor is doing bhangra now! 🚜💃🪕”

 

🌡️ Global temperature may cross 1.5°C in 5 years!
🥵 Guruji: “Earth is heating like a pressure cooker! And humans still saying – Let’s light more crackers! 🔥🌍”

 

🕊️ India wants peace – Pakistan not responding: Tharoor
💣 Guruji: “We’re sending flowers, they’re sending fireworks! It’s not love story, it’s war story! 🌸➡️💥”

 

🦁 India’s Lion Population Rises – Roaring Success!
🦁 Guruji: “Lions are roaring, and forest is partying! Gujarat safari now has VIP entry – Selfie with Simba, Indian edition! 📸🎉”

 

🤖 India’s Ethical AI Model: 'AI for All'
🧠 Guruji: “While other countries build robots to rule, we build bots that say Namaste! Desi AI = smart AND sanskaari! 🤖🙏🇮🇳”

 

😂 Stay funny. Stay sunny. Even if your life is partly cloudy. ☁️☀️😂
Guruji, The Laughing Legend

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